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  • : Revolutionary Road

    Revolutionary Road

    As far as I'm concerned, this was the best movie of 2008. Sure, Slumdog Millionaire had the whole Little-Engine-That-Could aura about it, but it was such a singular story whereas Revolutionary Road grapples themes to which almost anyone can relate. I've heard some critics say that this is a film about middle class angst, but I disagree — it's about the fallacy of the suburban fantasy, about the dangers of complacency and the regret that comes from dreams deferred.

    Kate Winslet is brilliant as April Wheeler, a 1950s housewife living in the suburbs of Connecticut and raising her two children with husband Frank Wheeler (Leonardo DiCaprio). The film kicks off when the two first meet, both harboring dreams of living extraordinary, memorable lives — Frank muses about how folks in Paris truly know how to appreciate life and how he wishes he could settle over there, while April discusses her hopes of becoming a successful actress. But these dreams are put on hold after the newlyweds have their first child. Wanting to create a "stable" household for their family, they buy a house in the suburbs and Frank accepts a job as a salesman at the same company where his father once worked. Almost a decade later, their "temporary" suburban lifestyle has become a permanent one. Both have allowed the years to pass them by, becoming complacent with simply going through the motions instead of living life to the fullest and chasing their passions. In the meanwhile, they've grown to resent one another, holding each other responsible for their respective feelings of emptiness.

    Determined to change the course of their lives, April suggests they move to Paris, that they start their lives over in a new place. For a moment, the spark in her eyes is restored and his boyish optimism returns, but will they really have the courage to follow the plan or will they think twice when others mock them and call their plan unrealistic?

    It's such a common conundrum. How many people find themselves stunted by social norms, by notions of what the "responsible" thing to do is? How many people put their dreams on pause and forget to press the "play" button again? That's the brilliance of this film: it tackles these issues with grace and subtlety, and the result is a riveting cinematic masterpiece that will prompt you to do your own soul-searching.

    (*****)

  • : Confessions of a Shopaholic (Two-Disc Special Edition + Digital Copy)

    Confessions of a Shopaholic (Two-Disc Special Edition + Digital Copy)

    Given all the hoopla surrounding this title (and everyone heralding Isla Fisher as some Debra Messing-meets-Sarah Jessica Parker comedic queen), I expected a way more memorable and satisfying film. To say that Confessions of A Shopaholic fell short of my expectations would be a massive understatement. Considering it's a film about a shopaholic, there's actually very little shopping done in the film (ironic, I know), so don't expect many eye candy shots of gorgeous couture and chic boutiques (the most you'll get is the green scarf that becomes a part of Fisher's character's writing pseudonym) and a very brief scene inside a Prada boutique. And, while much was discussed about Patricia Fields and her work as the film's costume designer, this is no SATC and Becky Bloomwood (Isla Fisher) is no Carrie Bradshaw. Considering she manages to rack up over 12k in debt due to her credit card abuse, I expected her outfits to stop traffic at every turn — but, truth be told, there's nothing too unique about the fashions spotted in the film (the outfits are neither better nor worse than what you would've seen on Dirty Sexy Money or Lipstick Jungle). So let's start with one of the main viewing dilemmas: a heroine with a spending problem and no cute fashions to show for it. What kind of nonsense is THAT?

    Now, let's move on to the storyline. The film kicks off with Becky Bloomwood, a young journalist with champagne tastes (and parents who prefer to keep more of a McDonald's budget), rushing to an interview a fashion magazine. But when she finds out the job has been filled, she instead vies for a position at a savings publication (hoping she can later transfer to the fashion pub). The whole manner through which she lands a job at a financial magazine is just bogus — waltzing into an interview without ever actually being called in, bombing the face-to-face interview, and then managing to change her boss's mind with a shoe-related piece with a financial subtext that accidentally lands on his desk (really, what are the odds an E.I.C. would have even personally opened a letter from a disappointing interview candidate?). It's beyond unrealistic — as a twenty-something writer, she'd be pushing papers and fetching coffee for her boss, not penning her own column and becoming some sort of expert financial journo (not to mention that savings articles aren't exactly sexy attention grabbers). In a predictable plot twist, romantic feelings develop between Becky and her boss, but their relationship is threatened because of some of the secrets Becky is keeping (such as her financial irresponsibility and the fact that a psycho creditor is literally stalking her).

    In the end, this movie is meant to have a redemptive message about the dangers of overspending, the inability to buy happiness, and the need to treasure the important, invaluable things in life (family, friends, relationships, etc.). Unfortunately, the journey to that sugary end isn't exactly charming, quirky or even particularly funny. Fisher is at her best when doing physical comedy, but she lacks a certain relatability — which, in turn, makes her dialogue fall flat (even when it's laden with cutesy jokes and wannabe clever one-liners). The fact that she keeps falling in and out of her Australian accent also keeps viewers from completely connecting to her character. But, in her defense, she is working with a cheesy, predictable, dull script. All in all, you'll hardly be addicted to Confessions.

    (**)

  • : Spinning into Butter

    Spinning into Butter

    Sarah Jessica Parker plays Sarah Daniels, the Dean of Students, in this drama about racism at a supposedly liberal college in New England. When a black student becomes the target of a hate crime (he receives a venomous anonymous note with threatening language and racial slurs), Daniels is tapped to lead the investigation — and to calm students' anxieties (a Herculean task). Of course, Daniels can't do much to properly address the issue given that the administration's main preoccupation is covering up the events that transpired so as to maintain a "positive" image for potential applicants. A mandated discussion about race turns into a one-sided monologue, with the school's administration spewing PR-friendly rhetoric about unity and acceptance, angering the entire student body. And, when a reporter starts snooping around, the atmosphere becomes even more tense, as school administrators scurry about, trying to block his access to the student body and pretending everything is business-as-usual. As the drama unfolds, we start to learn all the racial prejudices everyone bears — including Dean Daniels herself.

    Sarah Jessica Parker is a fish out of water in this film, drifting into Carrie Bradshaw-esque behavior every so often. Beau Bridges and Miranda Richardson also give subpar performances. But the main issue is the haphazard manner in which both the script and the actual film were thrown together. Though the film hopes to spark an honest and nuanced discussion about race (and the extent to which people who consider themselves liberal and open-minded still, oftentimes, harbor racial prejudices deep inside), it doesn't quite reach its goal. The depiction of how the students react to the tense atmosphere is ridden with clichés and the dialogue feels forced and unrealistic. Victor Rasuk, for example, plays a Nuyorican student who is torn over receiving a scholarship because, in order to do so, he would have had to check the box "Hispanic" (instead of "Latino") or describe his ethnicity as "Puerto Rican" (as opposed to "Nuyorican"). Yes, the way these government forms (starting with the census) fail to acknowledge the mixed racial heritage of Latinos is a huge problem, and many Latinos (including myself) find the term Hispanic problematic. But, that being said, I don't know a single Nuyorican who would turn down a scholarship because he/she was asked to pencil in "Puerto Rican" under ethnicity. It's almost like they didn't even bother consulting any people of color while putting together this film! And, of course, in the end, we're supposed to still believe in the almighty white woman with the heart of gold (cue gagging sound). See, viewers eventually discover Dean Daniels' own racial hang-ups — but, apparently, the producers couldn't have us disliking good ol' SJP, so they threw together a ridiculous ending meant to depict her as a changed, enlightened, likable woman (yeah, right!).

    Spinning into Butter? More like spinning into chaos.

    (*)

  • : Guns

    Guns

    I'm sure this movie could be worse — I just don't know how. The mere fact that this travesty goes on for nearly three hours is unforgivable — movies as magnificent as The Curious Case of Benjamin Button barely get away with clocking those kind of lengths, so imagine a movie that barely makes it onto the DVD rack!

    Besides the length, the main problem with GUNS is that it aims absurdly high and hence falls horrifically short. Mainly, the director tries to create a Traffic-esque storyline, where audiences can see how the gun trade affects a vast array of people from different walks of life — there's ruthless, greedy arms dealer (Paul Duguid) and his son knucklehead son Bobby (Gregory Smith), who manages to get his naive girlfriend Frances (Elisha Cuthbert) into a web of trouble; there's a mother who loses her toddler daughter to a stray bullet when a shoot-out breaks out in a sidewalk; there are various politicians vying for votes and tailoring their stance on gun control accordingly; there's Ford Saunders (Lyriq Bent), a police officer trying to discover who is responsible for bringing all these weapons into the state; there's Derek (K.C. Collins), a promising high school student who, due to family connections, still has one foot planted in the streets; and more. Sure, the idea of showcasing the nuances of the gun trade and the ways in which firearms permeate our society is genius, but doing so in a believable and aptly complex manner presents quite the challenge — and this film fails epically. There's little character development, the writing is superficial, the dialogue trite, and the connections between characters strained (not to mention the sub par acting).

    Too long with this movie, and even the most avid anti-gun activist will feel the urge to shoot the screen.

    (*)

  • : Taken (Single-Disc Extended Edition)

    Taken (Single-Disc Extended Edition)

    Liam Neeson takes no prisoners in this exhilarating, shadowy, and often seedy action flick. The premise is simple enough: Neeson plays Bryan Miller, a US mercenary (or a "preventor," as he refers to himself) who abandons his career in order to move closer to his teen daughter, Kimmy, from whose life he's been absent due to his constant work responsibilities. His ex-wife Lenore (played by Famke Janssen), meanwhile, has remarried a wealthy man and treats Bryan with contempt and resentment. These strained relationships, however, are established early on in the film (and, thankfully, without too much melodrama) and mainly work to show the lengths to which Bryan will go for his child.

    Ironically, the career that served as the catalyst for the unraveling of Bryan's family, also provided him with the special skills he ends up utilizing to save his daughter's life when she's kidnapped during a summer trip to Paris. Sure, the kidnapping scene requires some suspension of belief — I mean, what are the odds of Kimmy being on the phone with her father as the perps break into her friend Amanda's apartment in Paris and snatch the two of them up? But, once you get over that bump, you can just buckle your seat belt and enjoy the ride. A brooding Neeson wreaks havoc throughout Paris as he attempts to find his daughter, who has apparently been abducted by sex slave traders. Every fight scene, shooting spree, and care chase unfolds with remarkable grace and ease, and the absence of silly Die Hard-esque catchphrases makes Neeson appear all the more ruthless and determined (which in turn, makes audiences root for him even harder).

    The film's depiction of the sex slave trade, meanwhile, is even more harrowing than the portrayal of snuff films in 8MM. There are Hollywood-esque elements, of course, but the film does depict certain aspects of the sex trade with incredible accuracy and the proper severity.

    If you want an adrenaline-pumping, kick-ass action flick, look no further.

    (****)

  • : Wendy and Lucy

    Wendy and Lucy

    Michelle Williams is a chameleon-like actress of incredible grace and, while her performances are consistently satisfying, she tends to excel most when playing complicated, moody characters. Here, Williams plays Wendy, a cash-strapped young woman who leaves her home in Indiana and drives from place to place, en route to Alaska (where she plans to find work), accompanied only by her dog Lucy. Timid, soft-spoken, and slightly socially awkward, Wendy often appears listless and lonely (though we never learn why she left home, a phone call to her sister suggests a strained relationship)— if not downright desolate. When her car breaks down in a small, unassuming town in Oregon and she unwittingly loses her beloved Lucy, Wendy must extend her stay and figure out how to survive (especially given her limited finances) in these new surroundings.

    Billed as a character study, Wendy and Lucy does offer an interesting portrayal of a free-spirited yet troubled, idealistic yet oft misunderstood young woman — all thanks to Williams' quietly thunderous performance. And, while director Kelly Reichardt captures the essence of this sleepy, rural town, in doing so, she also sets a slow-moving pace that requires a bit too much patience from viewers. Sure, one could argue that Reichardt was aiming for a subtle, poetic effect, juxtaposing Wendy's life with her surroundings' mood, but the plot itself will prove to be simply too sluggish for most viewers to withstand.

    (**)

  • : The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (Two-Disc Special Edition)

    The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (Two-Disc Special Edition)

    A period piece, drama, love story and magical tale wrapped in one glorious package, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button compels viewers to reexamine the way they see life, death, and love. Brad Pitt stars as Benjamin Button, a man born in post-WWI New Orleans whose mother passes at childbirth and whose father abandons him in front of a boisterous boarding house. Why? Well, at birth, Benjamin Button bears the bone structure, wrinkled skin, and failing organ functions of a man well into his '80s. Although a doctor estimates that the newborn will only live a few more days or weeks, the woman who found the abandoned child on her doorstep, Queenie (played impeccably by Taraji P. Henson), refuses to give up hope. A devout Christian, she takes him in as her very own child and watches in astonishment as Benjamin survives year after year, becoming stronger, more agile and even looking younger as time progresses.

    The first half of the movie focuses on establishing Benjamin's "curious" condition, with director David Fincher and director of photography Claudio Miranda (along with a star-studded team of makeup artists and visual effects experts) gracefully capturing his metamorphosis from a toddler who resembles a tiny, frail old man to a teen who favors a stronger, 60-something fella, and so forth. Visually, this portion of the film is pretty stunning, but, in terms of the storyline, it serves mostly as set-up for the latter half of the film (and it does occasionally drag on unnecessarily for the sake of presenting stunning cinematography). It's in this first half of the film that the movie stumbles a bit, with the occasional, gratuitously hokey, Forrest Gump-esque moments (a scene where a 7-year-old Benjamin is taken to church comes to mind, as well as a caricature-ish depiction of a tugboat captain for whom Benjamin begins to work). Still, these are small hiccups, nothing that truly detracts from the film's magical quality.

    The movie's light is turned on for act two, when Benjamin reunites with Daisy (Cate Blanchett), the girl he'd met when he himself was a mere child (old as he may have looked) and whom he'd always loved. The way in which they find one another, the moment in their lives when they finally connect, and the way their love affair unfolds is beautifully choreographed, but what makes the dynamic so interesting is that both realize their lives are moving in opposite directions, as Benjamin grows younger while his beloved grows older. How can their love survive considering these outstanding circumstances (i.e. the notion of "growing old together" being inapplicable)? I won't reveal the final outcome but I will say it's wistful, sad, moving and inspirational all at once.

    The beauty in this film, for me, lies in how it makes us rethink certain paradigms. If you imagine life as a circle, then birth and death ultimately hold the same spot (think of it as the midnight position on a clock), but it's the other phases of the cycle (childhood, adolescence, etc.) that comprise the remaining arcs. In Benjamin's case, the cycle of life is reversed. Think of it as him moving counter-clockwise within this "circle of life" construct (even though time is moving forward, on a surface level, it would appear that he's moving from death to birth). But regardless of the direction in which Benjamin's life moves, it, like any other, will also have a beginning and an end. Benjamin's understanding of the inevitability of death and the ephemeral nature of every life stage compels him to make the most of every second. Meanwhile, it's fascinating to watch the way his relationship with Daisy morphs depending on the different circumstances framing their individual paths. In the end, it's a testament to how love can take on so many different forms, all of them strong and all-consuming, however different or "curious" they might be.

    (****)

  • : October Road -  The Complete Second Season

    October Road - The Complete Second Season

    Watching the second season of October Road is not unlike holding vigil by someone's deathbed — countless quiet and dull hours, sporadic moments of hope, tons of reflection and recollection, rare shows of vitality and, after a long while, the final gasp. Perhaps the main difference is that, with this, there's no sense of loss — just the reality of lost time (spent watching, that is).

    In Season 1, novelist Nick Garrett (played by an adorable Bryan Greenberg) returns to his hometown after a 10-year hiatus, slowly adjusts to life in the small town, becomes reacquainted with old friends, and rekindles his connection with former high school girlfriend Hannah (played by Laura Prepon). By the end of the first season, Nick confesses his true feelings to Hannah and asks that the two build a life together, along with Hannah's son Sam (even though he's not quite sure who Sam's father is since it's a secret Hannah has kept hidden over the years). Hannah, of course, doesn't respond in the season finale, so that Season 2 opens with audiences awaiting her reaction.

    And talk about a let-down! What could have turned into a juicy plot line is instead tossed aside so that the majority of the feelings between these two characters is explored through sloppy (and unbearably cheesy) flashbacks of their high school romps. The other characters (save for Nick's best friend Eddie), meanwhile, fail to be compelling or riveting enough for audiences to invest in them emotionally. The main players are: Nick's friend, Owen, who has discovered his wife's affair with his best friend Ikey and is struggling to forgive them both (yet goes about his healing process in the strangest and most unrealistic of ways); his weirdo shut-in friend, Phil, who manages to find a girlfriend even as he refuses to leave the apartment; and his best friend Eddie, the popular lothario who is finally overcoming his shallow ways and dating Janet, the nice, chubby girl he once shunned in high school.

    Boring, unrealistic, and utterly devoid of any personality, this second season redefines the term sophomore slump. Simply put: there was no bouncing back from this.

    (**)

  • : Smother

    Smother
    Yes, folks, there is a movie that's even less funny than Death To Smoochy — for 92 minutes of failed, bore-your-eyes-out bad humor, just pop in this DVD, starring Diane Keaton as an overbearing mother who moves in with her unemployed son (Dax Sheperd) and his live-in girlfriend (Liv Tyler). Sure, most people can relate to the overbearing mom scenario, but without a solid plot, sympathetic characters, or clever jokes, all audiences are left with is a mediocre idea and a catastrophic execution. Sure, the sight of Diane Keaton in a ridiculous pumpkin-shaped Halloween costume might stir up a few chuckles, but it's downhill after that — and sadly, that moment transpires within the first 15 minutes. Unless you want to use this as a coaster or some sort of torture device, don't bother renting (much less buying) this fiasco.

  • : Notorious (Single-Disc Edition)

    Notorious (Single-Disc Edition)

    Critics showered praise on this Notorious B.I.G. biopic, starring Jamal Crawford as the iconic Brooklyn rapper. As much as I loathe being the voice of discontent, I actually found Notorious to be riddled with Hollywood clichés, caricature-esque depictions (the portrayal of Tupac, played by Anthony Mackie, was particularly one-sided and insulting to the man's legacy) and ill-advised casting (Derek Luke as Puffy comes to mind, as does Angela Bassett as Mrs. Wallace).

    Sure, Jamal Crawford is the big surprise here — he manages to pull off an almost impossible feat, channeling much of Biggie's trademark swagger, flawless delivery (even his voice does B.I.G. justice), and charming sense of humor. And the soundtrack, of course, will energize any Biggie fan — hearing songs like "Suicidal Thoughts," "Juicy," and "Big Poppa" will send you right down a delicious memory lane. In that regard, the movie's impact can't be denied.

    But those seeking a more authentic, nuanced portrayal of Christopher Wallace's life will find the movie has more fluff than substance. Nowhere in the film is Lance "Un" Rivera, Biggie's childhood friend and one of the most influential people in his life, even mentioned, nor is Charlie Baltimore included in the film (an interesting omission given that Baltimore was Biggie's live-in girlfriend after his separation from Faith Evans). The film also skims over his complicated, passionate and volatile marriage to Faith Evans — and, if you've read Faith's memoir Keep the Faith, you already know Faith had a much stronger temperament than what the film suggests). The manner in which the East Coast/West Coast beef unfolded is also barely addressed, as the film rushes through the final stages in Biggie's life while lending entirely too much screen time to his early years. His closeness to Puff, meanwhile, is completely exaggerated (probably due to Puff's own involvement in the film's production, which could also explain why Derek Luke was cast to play him). But perhaps the most annoying scenes involve Angela Bassett, who takes overacting to a whole new level as Mrs. Wallace and who slips in and out of her Jamaican accent, rendering her entire performance inauthentic and far from credible.

    Is it a bad movie? No, far from it. But to uphold this movie as an authentic and credible account of Biggie's life would be a complete fallacy.

    (***)

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    The faux lashes in the collection are simply superb — from looped, rainbow-colored pieces made with translucent wires to curled, extra long, aquatic-inspired lashes featuring various shades of blue and lashes with bird-like feathers.

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December 26, 2008

Pimp Your Purse

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As the old adage goes, "It's a woman's prerogative to change her mind." We have the right — nay, the obligation — to stay true to ourselves (and act accordingly) when we have a change of heart, whether it has to do with a love affair, a professional endeavor, a hair style or an accessory.

See, women like options. Isn't that why we buy so many pairs of jeans? Skinny jeans, boot cut, stonewashed, black denim, deconstructed, bejeweled, high-waisted, and on and on... And don't get me started on handbags and shoes — we just hoard those.

And why? Well, it's partially because we're always looking for accessories to suit specific occasions and ensembles (hey, you wouldn't wear the same purse to work that you'd wear to a wedding). But it's also because we fall in love with certain new trends and want our accessories to reflect our fashion-forward styles — hence, why we'll buy sequin-covered purses, fringed suede hobo bags, Mondrian-esque clutches, etc. And, most of all, because we are complex creatures and there are different sides to our personalities — and our styles.

Keeping up with our latest style obsessions and indulging the various aspects of our personalities, however, can prove to be a pricey ordeal. We end up buying so many different bags for so many different occasions that it borders on absurd. The answer to your problems: a purse that can multi-task, one that can be transformed through a simple, painless alteration and thus look like an entirely new design.

Enter Ootra, a clever line of customizable purses. All you have to do is select the handbag style you desire, the straps you'd like on your bag (assuming it's a messenger bag, tote, or other over-the-shoulder piece), and choose from a series of embellishments.

Take this gold silk velvet clutch, with an interior lined in a bold crimson-and-eggplant satin fabric: running along the length of it, is a thin velcro stip onto which you can attach a provocative, decorative strip. Two of the options are pictured above: a feathered plumage strip and a square-faceted crystal strip.But that's not all — you can add satin ruffles, hand-sewn flower details, dangling feather ball strips, and more.

You can literally give your purse a makeover as often as you like! Now, that's an option I like!

Ootra Gold Silk Velvet Clutch, $396. Feathered Plumage Strip, $176; Square-Faceted Crystal Strip, $196. Visit Ootra.com

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  • Isa Chandra Moskowitz: Vegan Brunch: Homestyle Recipes Worth Waking Up For-From Asparagus Omelets to Pumpkin Pancakes (Paperback)

    Isa Chandra Moskowitz: Vegan Brunch: Homestyle Recipes Worth Waking Up For-From Asparagus Omelets to Pumpkin Pancakes (Paperback)
    (***)

  • Giulia Melucci: I Loved, I Lost, I Made Spaghetti

    Giulia Melucci: I Loved, I Lost, I Made Spaghetti

    Borrowing a page from such Latino literature classics as Like Water for Chocolate, Giulia Melucci pens a romance-centered memoir filled with references to food. In Melucci's case, though, there's no real poetry or magic to these culinary references — they're rather literal (if at times humorous) allusions to foods her Italian mother cooked for her as a child or the many pasta dishes she experimented with as a twenty-something magazine writer/publicist in New York City. She, in fact, peppers her prose with actual recipes for the dishes that best encapsulated certain moments or experiences. Sadly, the recipes are pedestrian at best, with little culinary value to anyone with more than 50 hours logged in the kitchen.

    Culinary value aside, there are perhaps some details regarding Melucci's upbringing in a Sicilian household in the Bayridge section of Brooklyn that would strike a chord with other readers who share similar childhood memories. Similarly, her late entry into the dating world and the clumsiness with which she approached men throughout her 20s, might be considered charming by some. Personally, I found that her story lacked the universal appeal necessary to make a memoir go beyond the self and the singular experience and touch people from widely different backgrounds.

    For one, Melucci's prose is often dry and stale, devoid of any in-depth reflection (beyond the occasional self-deprecating joke) or vulnerability (her inability to truly show emotion makes her appear guarded and therefore lessens the intensity and power of her story). But, more importantly, there's a very distinct bourgeois air to her writing that makes it hard for those without a middle-class background to relate. She frowns at Ronzoni pasta as if it were beneath her, describes trips to Dean & Deluca (an overpriced store frequented by those with entirely too much money to waste), talks about ordering from the LL Bean catalog (doesn't get much whiter than that), and so forth. Her experiences, then, are those of a woman from a conservative (and financially comfortable) two-parent Italian household, and her failed romance tales pale in comparison to some of the natural disasters other women have endured. Sure, the title is cute but, beyond that, there's very little sauciness or zest to this literary dish.

    (**)

  • Debra Goldstein and Olivia Baniuszewicz: Flirtexting: How to Text Your Way to His Heart

    Debra Goldstein and Olivia Baniuszewicz: Flirtexting: How to Text Your Way to His Heart

    This book's premise is simple enough: you can't expect to abide by dated communication methods when engaging with the opposite sex in today's fast-paced, technologically-advanced world. More and more young men and women are trading in phone conversations for snappy, to-the-point text messages when trying to catch the attention of a potential fling, date or mate. So, of course, Debra Goldstein and Olivia Baniuszewicz set out to offer women a point-by-point, step-by-step guide on how to pique a man's curiosity via text, how to convey your feelings towards him based on the tone of your response (and the time it took you to reply), how to get sexy (without being scandalous) over text, and what the various etiquette rules are in the world of "flirtexting."

    Now, as a concept, the book seems like a welcome addition to the plethora of how-to-snag-a-man handbooks out there, one that's timely and that speaks to a multi-tasking, on-the-go type of woman. But there's a flip side to that argument: if a woman can't be bothered with reading anything message longer than 200-something characters, how on Earth can she be expected to purchase a book on the topic? The generational attention deficit disorder that the authors address as one of the reasons why texting has become so prevalent can also be cited as a deterrent to potential readers of this book.

    In terms of the actual advice given, most of it feels like a 2.0 version of "The Rules" in that the authors encourage women to play silly games in order to appear more/less interested in the guy at hand, provide cookie-cutter "clever" responses for run-of-the-mill texts, and generally encourage all the "thrill of the chase" clichés. Me? I'm 30. I'm too old for all that mess. I'm keeping it 100% whether it be over text, e-mail, phone or verbal communication.

    And, truth be told, ladies, some of their "advice" is just plain ol' common sense. If he doesn't text you back, like ever, he's not interested. And if you're mad about something, you should probably have a face-to-face (or at the very least, a phone conversation) instead of sending a text. Now, did you really need a book for that?

    (*)

  • Luke Crisell: On the Record: The Scratch DJ Academy Guide

    Luke Crisell: On the Record: The Scratch DJ Academy Guide

    If you've ever considered becoming a DJ, you should definitely consider adding this to your collection of reference books. It covers quite a bit of ground: the histories of both the hip-hop and house DJs, the ways in which various DJs have made a living out of their craft, the basic techniques (mixing, blending, scratching, etc.) and tricks, the importance of record selection in various DJ scenarios, and much more.

    Still, there are a few limitations. The DJ 101 section, for one, focuses on turntablism and hence utilizes a turntable set-up with vinyl records as the exemplary setup. In reality, however, most DJS nowadays, prefer to carry their laptops to gigs, utilizing sophisticated computer programs to execute certain tricks. Also, while in "The Life of the DJ" chapter great attention is paid to successful, globe-trotting personalities who have managed to brand themselves (such as DJ AM), very little is discussed about the difficulties of breaking into the game. Most of all, however, On the Record's biggest flaw is its veritable dismissal of both the challenges and opportunities DJs face in an increasingly digital world (even the discussion of social networking sites and online music sites is minimal) and the ways in which future generations of DJs need to adapt in order to succeed.

    Still, thanks to interviews with DJ A-Trak, Junior Sanchez, DJ AM, Sasha, Jazzy Jeff, Grandmaster Caz, Skribble, Rob Swift, Paul Oakenfold, and Stretch Armstrong, among other notables, this book does offer the most in-depth, candid look to date at DJ'ing as both an art form and a career choice.

    (****)

  • Thembisa S. Mshaka: Put Your Dreams First: Handle Your [entertainment] Business

    Thembisa S. Mshaka: Put Your Dreams First: Handle Your [entertainment] Business

    Veteran songwriter Thembisa Mshaka offers women a no-nonsense, insider's look at the entertainment business and the challenges unique to women working in this realm. Rather than just offer vague, abstract truisms of the "be dedicated" and "maintain your professionalism" variety, Mshaka addresses the various ways in which women come into the business, how to create and maintain a proper image, the challenges of balancing family and work, how to negotiate in various different scenarios, and more.

    What makes this such an essential read is that Mshaka draws upon the experiences of numerous power players in different areas of the entertainment industry: from music publicists Yvette Noel-Schure (who reps Beyoncé, among others), Tracii McGregor and Fiona Bloom, to West Coast MC Mystic, LATINA Editor-in-Chief Mimi Valdes-Ryan, celebrity makeup artist Aliesh Pierce, talent agent Jennifer Coles,and web producer Alyce Emory (among many others).It's the anecdotes shared by these women that gives Put Your Dreams First its punch.

    There are, however, a few problems with the book. For one, it's overly ambitious in its attempts to cover so much ground which, of course, means it can seem lopsided at times, with certain realms of the entertainment business (such as songwriting, music recording, and publicity) discussed at length, and others merely mentioned in passing. Second, structurally speaking, the text jumps from one place to the next, without a cohesive, seamless thematic thread. Still, these logistical difficulties aside, there are some brilliant words of wisdom contained therein — and that alone makes this necessary reading for any woman trying to leave a mark in the game.

    (***)

  • Laird Borrelli-Persson: The Cocktail Dress

    Laird Borrelli-Persson: The Cocktail Dress

    Full of potential and extremely well-researched, this ode to the cocktail dress only falls short of expectations due to its brevity and some structural deficiencies. The main chunk of text consists of a 25-paged introduction (and note: only about half of that is actual copy) in which Borrelli-Persson discusses the emergence of the cocktail dress, its evolution throughout the eras, the dominant players in each decade, and how the design changes reflected the mood and sensibilities of the time.

    Borrelli-Persson's prose is clever and witty, her voice decisive and confident. If anything, the reader wants more detail from the distinguished author, more examples of her arguments about the interconnectedness between each decade's design sensibilities and the predominant social atmosphere. For example, she points to Lacroix's poofy sleeves and extravagant embellishments in the '80s as interpretations of the overall materialism and greed of the times as vividly depicted in the film Wall Street. It's these sorts of assessments that make Borrelli-Pearson an expert and, therefore, why the reader is left wondering why all this research is abbreviated into such a dizzingly dense introduction.

    The book then transforms into a full-fledged photography book, with not so much as a caption accompanying each image. The result is befuddling, as we're visually transported back to one era, then forward, then back again, with not so much as a guide to help us understand what it is we're seeing. Sure, at the very end of the book, Borrelli-Pearson provides photography credits (all bunched together in a list-like, bibliography-esque style) that explain each cocktail dress pictured and its relevance, but the fact that these bits of text are located at the back of the book, as some sort of afterthought, shows just how disjointed the book's structure really is. Had the images been placed in some sort of chronological order (or even a thematic one) and been matched with some analytical yet light-hearted copy, this book would have been ten times as powerful. As it stands now, it's a rather watery cocktail.

    (***)

  • Adam Bradley: Book of Rhymes: The Poetics of Hip Hop

    Adam Bradley: Book of Rhymes: The Poetics of Hip Hop

    In this dense, well-researched and extremely articulate work, Adam Bradley makes a powerful, didactic argument for why rap constitutes the most innovative and powerful form of poetry to emerge over the past few decades. Though he exhibits an intimate knowledge of rap music, citing verses from a range of artists including Rakim, Big Daddy Kane, Bun B, Jay-Z, Ludacris, Eminem, Common, Nas, Pharaohe Monch, Run-DMC, Busta Rhymes, and more, breaking down the way in which each manipulates words' syllabic breakdowns, how they alter the vocal stresses in different words, and how they create fascinating internal and end rhymes.

    At the root of Bradley's thesis is the idea that poetry was born in rhythm, that it relies on the natural patterns found in living speech. Rap, too, relies on these speech rhythms but, unlike with literary poetry, rap allows MCs to reshape these speech patterns because of its relationship to the beat. MCs use their voices a instruments, expanding and contracting syllable counts, creating unexpected syllabic accents, and defying traditional pronunciations in order to create a rhythm that fits with (but is not subservient to) the beat.

    Though it's extremely academic in nature and should be read with the care allotted to any significant piece of literary analysis, Book of Rhymes is much more than a haughty pedagogic text — it's a knockout argument for the validity of rap as an art form that both scholars and fans can relish.

    (****)

  • Steve Rotman: San Francisco Street Art

    Steve Rotman: San Francisco Street Art
    Why does Prestel continue to publish these anemic street art books? I just don't get it. Mind you, I LOVE street art. I've been an admirer and advocate of graffiti art for as long as I can remember. But the problem with these books is that they have absolutely no substance. These aren't mini Subway Art titles, where there's a social anthropologist and a photographer capturing a booming artistic/cultural movement. This booklet is nothing more than a number of unimpressive snapshots of murals in San Francisco. Fine, some of the stencil art, graffiti pieces, and posters featured are mildly intriguing but what makes the book so dull is that the viewer can't help but think that anyone could've taken these photos (including him/her). And, of course, there is no information regarding the artists who labored to complete these works beyond a tiny bibliography of sorts (a one-page guide with the number of each page and the name of the artist whose work is featured on said page). (*)

  • Josefina López: Hungry Woman in Paris

    Josefina López: Hungry Woman in Paris

    The celebrated author of Real Women Have Curves returns with Hungry Woman in Paris, a deliciously indulgent, unabashedly candid and uninhibitedly sexy tale about Canela, a Mexican-American journalist who abandons her life in the U.S, and embarks on a trip to Paris in hopes of finding a new sense of purpose.

    The story kicks off when Canela's cousin Luna passes away unexpectedly. Falling into a deep depression, Canela blows an important magazine deadline and decides she has no interest in continuing her journalism career. Adding to her woes, she has called off her engagement to a handsome doctor, incurring the criticism of her whole family.

    Wanting to escape her whole world, Canela takes the tickets to her Parisian honeymoon and sets off on an adventure. After a week there, she decides to enroll in Le Coq Rouge, a prestigious cooking school — not necessarily because of an interest in cooking but because doing so will allow her to get a visa to remain in Paris.

    Interestingly enough, as she finds herself in a strange city, she allows herself to experience life without inhibition and, in doing so, discovers how much she involves life's pleasures, particularly food and sex.

    Lopez's ultra-detailed descriptions of her many sexual encounters will make any gal blush, but this isn't just some ravenous, sexcapade-filled romance novel. Peppered in the tale are intelligent observations about race relations in Paris and in the U.S., anecdotes about the experiences of undocumented Mexicans in the U.S., the exoticization of Latinas in the U.S. and abroad, and more. A savory tale, Hungry Woman in Paris is an ideal summer read.

    (****)

  • Robert Hofler: Variety's "The Movie That Changed My Life": 120 Celebrities Pick the Films that Made a Difference (for Better or Worse)

    Robert Hofler: Variety's "The Movie That Changed My Life": 120 Celebrities Pick the Films that Made a Difference (for Better or Worse)
    Don't let the title fool you. While this book claims to feature in-depth, soul-bearing interviews with over 100 celebrities, all waxing poetic about the cinematic works that inspired them. But as you read through page after page, you'll discover that this is nothing more than a trumped-up favorites list. The quotes delivered by the celebrities tend to feel formulaic and lifeless, and there aren't too many surprises in terms of the films cited by these folks. All in all, a big yawn. (**)

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